It’s all quite simple really. Tales of grandeur such as the Booty Pillow often are. It all began one sunny August afternoon in Seattle. You’re probably thinking, “Sunny afternoon in Seattle!? Yeah right!” but that let’s you know that this indeed was a truly special day.
This particular day, Lull relaxed with a particular lady of interest. While she laid on her stomach reading, Lull took pleasure in resting his head in the comforts of the small of her back and her…booty. It was heaven! While many people often dream of pillows of clouds when thinking of soft places, at this point, Lull began thinking only of booties. He knew that this booty, this natural pillow, was undeniably one of the softest places on earth. He had never laid his head in a place so comfortable, and Lull’s head had been in many places before.
Days passed and Lull could not stop dreaming of the softness and comfort of that bootyful pillow. He could not eat. He could not sleep. No other pillow could comfort him or satisfy him. Tired, and discouraged, he phoned his friend/business partner Nic.
Lull explained his story of anguish to Nic. Lull did not know if he could go another day without feeling the comfort of this natural pillow…her cheeks to his cheeks. Just as Lull was on the verge of tears explaining his story, Eureka! It hit him! “We should make booty pillows!” Lull exclaimed to Nic. Nic knew he needed to help his buddy end his sorry, so the two began planning right away.
Nic had yet to feel the comforts of this mystical natural pillow, so he elicited the help from a lady friend of his own in order to get a better idea of what he and Lull planned to make. Immediately, Nic was enveloped with immense comfort that only the softness of booty could bring. Nic now realized why Lull was so serious about this before. It indeed was one of the softest places on earth and no other pillow would ever compare.
Before the two could begin manufacturing the booty pillow, they first needed a prototype. A lady…one single lady, that had the perfect natural pillow upon which they could model their product after. The two searched far and wide, high and low. They trotted around the globe in their quest for nature’s perfect pillow, the booty pillow. Some were too hard, some too soft. Some too wide, others not quite the right shape. They started to feel as if they may never find this model for the prototype. Then, it was as if the heavens opened, and the sun shined through the clouds as the choir sang a chord, she walked in. Their quest was complete!
With their model cheeks in hand (literally in hand, giggity), they were ready to go to manufacturers. There were a few minor setbacks, including the infamous “Booty-less Pillow” but finally, the Booty Pillow was complete. Nic and Lull were finally able to rest their heads on nature’s pillow. They were finally able to rest on the Booty Pillow, and that Put a Smile on their Cheeks.